If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her.
― (via ikidyoun0t)

Jul 24 10:18 with 127,726 notes


christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

Jul 24 9:11 with 674,519 notes


i regret every selfie a day later

Jul 19 8:54 with 203,199 notes


people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

Jun 27 21:02 with 48,165 notes


we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

Jun 27 21:01 with 610,770 notes


accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

Jun 24 2:33 with 610,698 notes

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

Jun 24 2:33 with 930,443 notes
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