mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

Aug 14 8:24 with 199,313 notes

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

Aug 14 8:23 with 45,368 notes

vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

Aug 11 6:35 with 91,952 notes

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

Aug 11 6:21 with 262,353 notes

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

Aug 11 6:20 with 150,231 notes
Maybe “I’m hungry ” can be our always
Aug 05 11:07

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

Aug 05 11:07 with 311,380 notes

avolating:

avolating:

we accept the food we think we deserve 

haha who am i kidding im eating that food whether i deserve it or not 

(Source: timid)

Aug 05 11:05 with 176,037 notes

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

image

Aug 05 9:00 with 641,366 notes

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

Aug 05 8:59 with 456,747 notes

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

Aug 05 8:57 with 437,807 notes

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

Aug 05 8:56 with 501,655 notes
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