If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her.
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Jul 24 10:18 with 124,065 notes

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

Jul 24 9:11 with 654,464 notes

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

Jul 19 8:54 with 198,071 notes

greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

Jun 27 21:02 with 43,013 notes

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

Jun 27 21:01 with 601,516 notes

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

Jun 24 2:33 with 601,296 notes

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

Jun 24 2:33 with 914,504 notes
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